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Life is more accurately measured by the lives you touch than by the things you acquire
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[sanity now and beyond me, i will always love you]
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Read my webcomic,Dimples. Full of talking animals, celebrity look alikes, superheroes, aliens, and so much more, and its updated DAILY!
~Gerard-Butler-Fans ~PhotosByMina
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"Eventlessness has no posts to drape duration on."
~j. steinbeck
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Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.
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"Deciding on a safe answer to a question is like deciding on a safe ingredient in a sandwich, because if you make the wrong decision you may find something horrible coming out of your mouth."
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"Eventlessness has no posts to drape duration on."
~j. steinbeck
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"I'd yell out at them, 'I'm not falling out of this tree for you bastards!" ~Old man in tree to alligators under tree
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