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"Eventlessness has no posts to drape duration on."
~j. steinbeck
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"Deciding on a safe answer to a question is like deciding on a safe ingredient in a sandwich, because if you make the wrong decision you may find something horrible coming out of your mouth."
I bow to your never ending skillsssss
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"Somebody's getting a buttload of morphine ...I'm just not sure *who* yet.." ~House
--icon by peanuttybutter <3
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Read my webcomic,Dimples. Full of talking animals, celebrity look alikes, superheroes, aliens, and so much more, and its updated DAILY!
~Gerard-Butler-Fans ~PhotosByMina
it's so cute. very good likeness, but to me he looks a little bit like nicolas cage!
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you are the only thing that makes me want to live at all / oh, when i am with you there's no reason to pretend / that when i am with you / i feel flames again / just put me inside you / i would never, ever leave...
Why does he have an eraser if he's using a pen?
The colors and the lines are great. I like his hands best.
Even though I am a House/Wilson shipper, I just can't see him writing love letters to Wilson...unless he was mocking him. With that in my mind and the expression on his face it seems like he's writing something on a patients file. Still love the expression. ^__~
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"How did you meet?"
"Our boots fell in love and walked towards each other."
-- The Mighty Boosh
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